Black people wrestle ginormous alien mechas, too

Shinji Ikari, white boy at the center of everything

Shinji Ikari, white boy at the center of everything

Last night while I was sketching out some character trajectories for a fiction project, I started popping off on Twitter–rambling mostly unto myself–about how Asuka Langley Soryu (featured in banner graphic of this blog) is one of my all-time favorite female characters of any media or genre. There’s a lot to unpack in that assertion, and much exposition required for those who aren’t familiar with Neon Genesis Evangelion, but the gist is: the bizarre and jarring turns of Asuka’s character development, and [SPOILERS] her ultimate derision of the (Japanese male) protagonist’s defining conflict, yield a uniquely searing redhead of poignant adolescence, bloodlust and feminism. Asuka is the product of many bold choices on Hideaki Anno’s part, in a notoriously cheeky plot, and in a genre where founding premises and direction face few creative bounds. e.g., a series in which at one point Shinji Ikari is swallowed by a marble Dirac sea.

That’s one end of the creative spectrum.

On the opposite end, the stultified extreme, our imaginations are not so spent, and we’re meant to nod (off) through 42, a by-the-numbers struggle reel about Jackie Robinson, which by osmosis we’ve all seen before: “You are not the only one with something at stake here!” etc etc.

And Ray.

And Remember the Titans.

And Red Tails.

And the like.

On Twitter this morning NPR’s Code-Switch team asked:

And I thought about this for a bit, and then I read Gene Demby’s associated piece:

And just like Red Tails, 42 won its opening weekend.

But does this this box-office-receipt activism actually work in getting more big-budget black-themed flicks made? The writer dream hampton voiced some skepticism about the rallying around Lucas’ Red Tails pitch by pointing out that Eddie Murphy, once one of Hollywood’s biggest stars, couldn’t get backing for his movies with black casts made even after he starred in two such movies (Coming to America and Harlem Nights) that grossed nearly $500 million combined. “Ignore Lucas’ thin hysteria too, the box office returns of Red Tails will mean little to the future of Black films or their budgets,” hampton wrote.

You also have to wonder if the push to support these competent but by-the-numbers historical stories and biopics — Ray, Glory Road, The Great Debaters, Remember the Titans, etc., to say nothing of this year’s forthcoming biopics on Nelson Mandela, Nina Simone and a long-serving black White House butler — might only result in demonstrating to movie studios that black audiences can only reliably be expected to turn out for $40 million book reports.

“Pricey” aside, formula-biopics and sepia throwbacks are hardly a gateway to any new creative terrain. The funny thing about asking whether Remember The Titans will help widen the black creative frontier in Hollywood is that Remember the Titans was released 13 years ago. If it took Remember the Titans and the like to nudge us toward Lucas’ Red Tails in 2012–to wit: “Red Tails sucked.”–then at best we’re being steered sideways. In any case, while one hugely successful black biopic may inspire Hollywood’s appetite for more, it persists that black and brown directors, producers, actors rarely slip from the gravity of such textbook fare, unless it’s to don a wig and snap sassy within the stale familiar scripting of our more light-hearted stereotypes.

Yet one day, if it’s not too much trouble, I’d rather be piloting Eva Unit-01.

In other words: Where are our Evangelions? Not ours, even. Rather, where are the massive and deliciously intricate plots that maybe happen to feature brown protagonists and baddies? I’m not saying they don’t exist at all, but that I can count the Denzels and Saldanas, the Spikes and Shondas on a couple hands doesn’t much sate the demand that I’m quite sure exists. Indeed, Donald Glover once whipped a popular revolt challenging the identity of Spiderman. And surely I’d pay to see Idris Elba take a live-action shot at Gendo Ikari.

Back when I was a teenager watching Eva, gasping rapt and lonesome in my bedroom, I rarely shared my love of the series with my friends. Anime just seemed so white; implausibly, indefensibly. But then, and still now, I guess everything is. Embarrassingly so, as art that does not require or invite my consumption, or even my existence. Cast adrift from the mainstream, black talent sucks its teeth, snaps its fingers, stage-whispers through apoplectic sermons, gets married, gets cheated on, gets divorced, alley-oops. Brown faces dot blockbuster backdrops, occasionally. Meanwhile white folks are all of this and then infinitely more, often lancing the surreal and staving whatever fantastic peril emerges from vast depths and heavens.

Between white and non-, we are long divided, and long delayed in what I’m convinced is the gravest civil rights cause of our time, the next great struggle: It’s time to integrate mecha pilot recruitment. If not in Tokyo-3, then at Lionsgate. Lest humanity perish by its insufficient ranks.

BREAKING: News lives

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A few minutes past midnight on Friday I tapped in to the Boston police scanner via Broadcastify, following the myriad lead of my Twitter feed clamoring well past its bedtime. Given my novice in tracking such developments as by no means any sort of journalist, I must admit that keeping up was an impossible strain of my competence, if riveting nonetheless. The suspect was alive, then dead, then alive, fleeing on food, no wait in a Camero, ducking between houses, ad infinitum. Safe to say, in all the yippy gloating over the death of CNN, really no one got it quite right. Until the definitive end: the arrest of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, confirmed by official sources in realtime, with no one needing to hop a fence or risk sniper fire to break the conclusion of hostilities.

At Slate earlier today, Farhad Manjoo examined this dynamic: the lag of the cable news networks and The New York Times vs. the lightspeed metamorph speculation of social media. The New York Times was “late” to first publication of the late-breaking Watertown chase because The New York Times–unlike yours [digitally]–suffers greatly by scrupples and demands of accuracy. Point being, no, “old” media isn’t dead, though we mock its limping through physical therapy. News gathering is different–more crowded, crowdsourced–than a decade ago, and cable news, the big broadsheets, and local hacks remain indispensable. Apart from the many conflicting first-hand accounts of police chatter, Twitter ultimately gleaned its most reliable narration from steady pens on the scene like @jessbidgood, Boston Bureau, The New York Times. Proper due noted, the idea that Twitter could’ve covered this alone and well is, well–

Coverage of the Boston pursuit was brought to you by the hungry internet, intrepid local reporters, on-site neighbors with half-charged phone batteries, local reporters who knew the lay of the land and the names of the officers–and, yes, Jake Tapper helming CNN through the dim and infamous hours.

Coverage of the Boston pursuit was brought to you by a livid world in which news fires from every direction, sometimes astray, but dinging massive truth in due course.

“Shawn Carter was born December 4th.”

Today is Jay-Z’s forty-third birthday, which I want to commemorate briefly here because Jiggaman and a few other legendary emcees–Nas, Eminem and Ice Cube–were some of the earliest pop culture influences in my life that made me fall in love with writing.

Storytelling.

That’s what rap is, even at its grimiest. Listen, for instance, to the first verse of Meek Mill’s ‘Polo & Shell Tops’. Are they the smartest bars you’ve ever heard? No, but still: Dickies and fitteds, a warm chopper dropping shells, nights posted on a corner. Simple shit, vivid enough. See, I get the picture.
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Hip hop can teach you as much about illustrating the world and its life as any book can. At least it’s done so for me.

Cheers, Hov.

On Charlie Sheen and the news

In response to a March CNN/Opinion Research Corporation poll:

Here is a question about the actor, Charlie Sheen. As you may know, he frequently has used the word “winning” when talking about himself. Based on what you know about his recent behavior, would you say that Charlie Sheen has mostly been winning or mostly been losing in the past few weeks?

Melissa McEwan:

It’s hard to believe so many of the US people consistently vote against their own interests, support foreign invasions justified by unsupportable evidence, can’t name both their senators, and don’t know shit about Africa except that they’re pretty sure President Obama was born there when we’ve got such a stellar fucking media.

Okay, I’ll bite: why does the fact that major U.S. media continue to cover Charlie Sheen and ask stupid poll questions about him necessarily speak poorly of U.S. media? How does the decidedly public, intensely odd meltdown of the star of a massively popular television show not qualify as pretty legitimately newsworthy?

Am I missing something here? Since when has any mainstream news organization’s mission been only To Report Very Seriously On Very Serious Events Happening In The World Seriously? And anyway, blame CNN for illiteracy and the decline of American civics all you want — as if our news media were the cause rather than an effect — but maybe this is just what media looks like when you give the people what they want.

Manjoo | “We Listen to NPR Precisely To Avoid This Sort of Stupidity”

Every time one of their narrow-minded, classist letters makes it on the air, I contemplate burning my tote bag in protest. The problem, for me, isn’t just that some people don’t like some things NPR covers. It’s that these reflexively snobby pseudo-intellectuals see NPR as their own—a refuge from the mad world outside, a “safe,” high-minded palace that should never be sullied by anything more outré than James Taylor (whom, of course, they love). Not only do these letter-writers perpetuate the worst caricature of public radio, but their views don’t track with what you actually hear on the air. Over the years, public radio fans have heard Terry Gross interview Gene Simmons and Ira Glass confess his love for Howard Stern.

If these snoots love public radio as much as I do, then one of us must be missing the boat about what public radio is supposed to be about. Is it me, or them?

This Slate piece is excellent all by itself; I’ll simply note that I read Vanity Fair, e.g., to stay current with both Christopher Hitchens and Natalie Portman, and that ain’t a bad way to read/live.